βWhereβd you learn to tango?β
rent starters || accepting || @arkytiorforeman
“ myself. and a few different movies and such.”
βI didnβt recognize you without the handcuffs.β
rent starters || accepting || @notthescarsyoucansee
“ that was a ONE time thing, and it was on accident. ”
βThe opposite of war isnβt peace! Itβs creation!β
rent starters || accepting || @theoriizer
“while i appreciate the insight, i’m going to politely ignore you now.”
βNew drinking game. Take a shot for every bad memory you have this year.β - Allie
New Year Starters || accepting || @pugnamus
“ was the initial name of this game ‘give my father alcohol poisoning’? ”
βIf you try to kiss me I will punch you.β (no she won't)
New Year Starters || accepting || @notthescarsyoucansee
“ if you can reach my face, i will gladly let you punch me. ”
ββ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ββ - Arthur
christmas starters || accepting || @pugnamus
“ as the eldest of the two of us, it’s my responsibility to inform you of the harsh truths of the world. as much as it sucks, there’s no such thing as santa; i hate the cookies last night because i was hungry. ”
"All I want for Christmas is peace and quiet."
christmas starters || accepting || @fiiverounds
snorting into his glass, jack gives a roll of his eyes and a brief shake of his head before sipping his brandy. peace and quiet – it was a novel concept and a wonderful christmas wish, but the captain had little hopes for a peaceful and quiet holiday.
“ you and me both. ”
ββ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ββ - Zara
christmas starters || accepting || @pugnamus
“ i didn’t catch on fire, zara. ” eyes roll as jack scoffs, lips fighting the urge to twitch upward in a smile. maybe he did catch on fire a little bit, but that wasn’t exactly his fault, if he recalls correctly.
“ you should have hung your own stocking. that was entirely your fault. ”
ββ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights β ? ββ
christmas starters || accepting || @notthescarsyoucansee
“ um. ”
words falter as he tries to make sense of his current state. shifting in the tangled lights, jack sighs as he proceeds to work through the knots that have him bound. he’s good at decorating, don’t get him wrong. lights, however, are always an issue.
“ they’re trying to eat me. ”
"I planned out our whole day. First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating and then we'll eat a whole roll Of Toll-House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we'll snuggle."
elf sentence starters || accepting || @welshbred
“ so, ” voice trails as head cants slightly. he’s used to this; gwen always plans out entire-day events during the holiday season. ( she’s kind of obsessed with christmas, it was adorable. ) “ do you mean share the cookie dough because … you always accuse me of eating it all. ”