pugnamus:

         “ …you don’t like it. ”

“ no, i do. it’s just … different from what you usually get. ”

“ i’m not saying i don’t like the haircut. it’s just … different. ”

pugnamus:

         “ okay cool, more chocolate for me. ”

“  …. suddenly i might care a little. ”

pugnamus:

         “ …that’s what i meant. what did i say? ”

“ you asked if you were still drunk. ”

pugnamus:

throws to @itsnotflirting for whenever

         “ is it possible that i’m still drunk from last night? ”

“ that might be a hangover, dear. ”

New Year Starters || accepting || @pugnamus

“ was the initial name of this game ‘give my father alcohol poisoning’? ”

christmas starters || accepting || @pugnamus

“ as the eldest of the two of us, it’s my responsibility to inform you of the harsh truths of the world. as much as it sucks, there’s no such thing as santa; i hate the cookies last night because i was hungry. ”

christmas starters || accepting || @pugnamus

“ i didn’t catch on fire, zara. ” eyes roll as jack scoffs, lips fighting the urge to twitch upward in a smile. maybe he did catch on fire a little bit, but that wasn’t exactly his fault, if he recalls correctly.

“ you should have hung your own stocking. that was entirely your fault. ”

pugnamus:

         “ everyone’s, jack. everyone’s. ”

“ i don’t know who gassed you up, but you’re washing those dishes. ”

#( applies to arthur in all resurrection verses ) #( stares @ jack harkness )

“ died for who’s sins???? ”